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The Epic Network Game
Sun, 01/17/2010 - 22:28
Here's the game. You add on to the story of the person above you.
Example;
Me: Fred is sitting down in a chair and..
You: A giant octopus steals his cat.
I'll start :D
There once was a man named John who loves to eat breakfast cereals. Every day he would finish a box of cereal and drink a whole gallon of milk. Any milk that he didn't drink went to his...
crazy neighbors house. He would also run to..
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..the store and buy some milk so he could repeat the process. One day sprinkles the cat saw him on his journey and asked, "Dear John, why are you doing this?" John replied, "STFU," and ran off in a hurried fashion. Sprinkles...
...called Louis (From L4D) and Louis was right over, screaming "Grabbin Pills!" when...
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A boomer came out of friggin no where and barfed all over them. Luckily Louis had enough pills to run away safetly, but sprinkles..
...was not amused of the event and bombed Louis with his balls od death. Heavy (From TF2) came and...
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a sandvich. Armed only with his sandvich, punching gloves, and large mini gun, he and sprinkles set off into the night to hunt down Ben, the evil boss at the dry cleaner's where both sprinkles and heavy used to work. Ben also happened to be the only nephew of an evil organization that wants to...
...control all of Indiana, using Francis as bait. When Francis dropped, what happened was just...
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that the sheer awesomeness of it was amazing. He dropped into a field of over 300 witches and 50 tanks, and armed only with his best friends law and order (located at his biceps) he...
used the sandwich and then the rest of the L4D gang came in and started a concert, which they played...
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The L4D gang played the middle by jimmy eat world on repeat all night. Then...
Gman started to dance to Rammstein's "Du Hast" again. While trying to amuse gravity cat...
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the epic battle to win over gravity cat had begun. The epic dance battle of the ages had begun with..
...Morgan Freeman dancing to "Pants on the Ground" and Axl Rose doing the Axl Snake to "Sweet Child O' Mine" ,nothing worked until...
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..and awesome cone! Gravity cat could only be pleased by an awesome cone, and Keanu Reeves was the brave soul who journeyed far to bring pleasure to gravity cat. Gravity cat and Keanu Reeves became partners in...
saving the world from horrible comics (Such as Carrot Top) ,they journied too...
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where they founded a new city called 'Jimmy Eat World'. The city...
...contained many people, but a plague broke out. Eventually people started mutating into....
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and the zombies broke loose and started going towards the city of...
Jacksonville, Florida. The people were such bad drivers, that the zombies...
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Stare funny at the drivers and they would all crash into each other. This took out 50% of the population in one day alone. Then..
The drive bee eliminated the rest of the populace. All was going well for the zombies when...
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To charge their lasers. In the lair of the evil scientist...
DOCTA OCTA GONA PUSS "BWAA"!
The zombies invaded the lair of the evil scientist, meanwhile...